apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via nosdrinker)


matthewsagan:

gettin a sext

image

(via white-people-official)


allmonds:

I was at walmart and this guy had a pet squirrel (he gave me permission to post this)

allmonds:

I was at walmart and this guy had a pet squirrel (he gave me permission to post this)

(via glass-shins)


liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

(via breathingmistake)


2-shane-s:

You ever flex your dick and make it move around just to freak your girl out ?

(via alwaysh8hippies)



History teachers gonna be like “and who killed da game in 2k14?” #yoitwasme

History teachers gonna be like “and who killed da game in 2k14?” #yoitwasme



Have you ever noticed that Montana is whispering in Idaho’s ear? Like “psst, how’s this years potato crop?”